Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 15, 2013

An eager young hacker named Gus Once buggered a VAX Unibus...
An eager young hacker named Gus Once buggered a VAX Unibus. The hardware went bad, But not the young lad (Except for the toupee and truss).

Lift every voice and sing Till earth and heaven ring, Ring with...
Lift every voice and sing Till earth and heaven ring, Ring with the harmonies of Liberty; Let our rejoicing rise High as the listening skies, Let it resound loud as the rolling sea. Sing a song full of the faith that the dark past has taught us. Sing...

When you and I are far apart Can sorrow break your tender...
When you and I are far apart Can sorrow break your tender heart? I love you darling, yes I do; Sleep is so sweet when I dream of you; All you are is a blossoming rose. Night is here so I must close. With care read the first word of each line. You will...