Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday January 12, 2013

A do-it-yourselfer named Alice, Used a dynamite stick for...
A do-it-yourselfer named Alice, Used a dynamite stick for a phallus. She blew her vagina To South Carolina, And her tits landed somewhere in Dallas. A cute friend of hers, Fanny Hill, Used two dynamite sticks for a dil. They...

There was a young man of Ostend Who let a girl play with...
There was a young man of Ostend Who let a girl play with his end. She took hold of Rover, And felt it all over, And it did what she didn't intend.

"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which...
"Good health" is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing...
It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game.