Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday January 30, 2013

You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare...
You will be Told about it Tomorrow. Go Home and Prepare Thyself.

Your aim is high and to the right.
Your aim is high and to the right.

Simulations are like miniskirts, they show a lot and hide...
Simulations are like miniskirts, they show a lot and hide the essentials. -- Hubert Kirrman

Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found...
Some primal termite knocked on wood. And tasted it, and found it good. And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. -- Ogden Nash