Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 29, 2013

Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beautiful, round...
Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beautiful, round wives of HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT ...

Hell is empty and all the devils are here. --...
Hell is empty and all the devils are here. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest"

The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else...
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary two; Or else the other way around. I'm never sure. Are you? -- Ogden Nash

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.
It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.