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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 6, 2013


There was an old man from Duluth Whose cock was shot off in...
There was an old man from Duluth Whose cock was shot off in his youth. He fucked with his nose Or his fingers and toes And he came thru a hole in his tooth.

Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute,...
Tout choses sont dites deja, mais comme personne n'ecoute, il faut toujours recommencer. -- A. Gide

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