Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 14, 2013

There was a young fellow named Skinner Who took a young lady...
There was a young fellow named Skinner Who took a young lady to dinner At a quarter to nine, They sat down to dine, At twenty to ten it was in her. The dinner, not Skinner -- Skinner was in her before dinner. There was a young fellow...

Two hundred years ago today, Irma Chine of White Plains,...
Two hundred years ago today, Irma Chine of White Plains, New York, was performing her normal housekeeping routines. She was interrupted by British soldiers who, rallying to the call of their supervisor, General Hughes, sought to gain control of...

Brigands will demand your money or your life, but a woman will...
Brigands will demand your money or your life, but a woman will demand both. -- Samuel Butler