Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday November 20, 2013

So so is good, very good, very excellent good: and yet it...
So so is good, very good, very excellent good: and yet it is not; it is but so so. -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"

There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long...
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, While wiping his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."

Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.
Don't hit a man when he's down -- kick him; it's easier.

1 Billion dollars of budget deficit =...
1 Billion dollars of budget deficit = 1 Gramm-Rudman 6.023 x 10 to the 23rd power alligator pears = Avocado's number 2 pints = 1 Cavort Basic unit of Laryngitis =...