Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday November 27, 2013

Your fault: core dumped
Your fault: core dumped

I will not be briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.
I will not be briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.

There once was a man named Parridge With peculiar views...
There once was a man named Parridge With peculiar views on marriage. He sucked off his brother, Fucked his own mother, And gobbled his sister's miscarriage.

In a display of perverse brilliance, Carl the repairman...
In a display of perverse brilliance, Carl the repairman mistakes a room humidifier for a mid-range computer but manages to tie it into the network anyway. -- The 5th Wave

Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind...
Ladles and Jellyspoons! I come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Since next Thursday will be Good Friday, There will be a fathers' meeting, for mothers only. Wear your best clothes, if you don't have any,...