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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday November 8, 2013


Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A:...
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was giving it last rites.

Nothing is as simple as it seems at first Or...
Nothing is as simple as it seems at first Or as hopeless as it seems in the middle Or as finished as it seems in the end.

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