Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday August 2, 2013

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away,...
You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to leave it behind.