Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday August 16, 2013

There once was a man with a hernia Who said to his doctor,...
There once was a man with a hernia Who said to his doctor, "Gol dern ya, When you work on my middle Be sure you don't fiddle With things that do not concern ya."

As usual, this being a 1.3.x release, I haven't even compiled...
As usual, this being a 1.3.x release, I haven't even compiled this kernel yet. So if it works, you should be doubly impressed. (Linus Torvalds, announcing kernel 1.3.3 on the linux-kernel mailing list.)

The hope that springs eternal Springs right up your behind...
The hope that springs eternal Springs right up your behind. -- Ian Drury, "This Is What We Find"