Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday August 21, 2013

An architect's first work is apt to be spare and clean...
An architect's first work is apt to be spare and clean. He knows he doesn't know what he's doing, so he does it carefully and with great restraint. As he designs the first work, frill after frill and embellishment after embellishment occur...

Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with...
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree ornaments, singing carols around the upright piano, sipping at their drinks and nibbling hors d'oeuvres. Festivity Level 2: Your guests are talking...

If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at...
If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. -- Dorothy Parker

Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be...
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat. -- Christopher Morley

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."