Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday August 27, 2013

idiot, n: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose...
idiot, n: A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.

A lady from Kalamazoo Once found she had nothing to do, ...
A lady from Kalamazoo Once found she had nothing to do, So she sat on the stairs And she counted her hairs: 4,302.

A pansy who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room...
A pansy who lived in Khartoum Took a lesbian up to his room. They argued all night Over who had the right To do what, with which, and to whom.

A pious young lady of Chichester Made all of the saints...
A pious young lady of Chichester Made all of the saints in their niches stir And each morning at matin Her breast in pink satin Made the bishop of Chichester's breeches stir.

Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have...
Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be taught how not to. So it is with the great programmers.