Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday August 29, 2013

Dear Freshman, You don't know who I am and frankly...
Dear Freshman, You don't know who I am and frankly shouldn't care, but unknown to you we have something in common. We are both rather prone to mistakes. I was elected Student Government President by mistake, and you came to school here...

Education and religion are two things not regulated by supply...
Education and religion are two things not regulated by supply and demand. The less of either the people have, the less they want. -- Charlotte Observer, 1897