Freebsd Fortunes

To envision how a 4-processor system running [SunOS] 4.1.x works, think
of four kids and one bathroom.
                -- John DiMarco

"To err is human, to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System"

To err is human, to forgive is Not Company Policy.

To err is human, to moo bovine.

To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D.
                -- B. Duggan

To generalize is to be an idiot.
                -- William Blake

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three
men, two of them absent.

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
                -- Thomas Edison

To iterate is human, to recurse, divine.

To the best of my recollection, Senator, I can't recall.