| Freebsd Fortunes: 1448 of 3566 |
IBM had a PL/I,
Its syntax worse than JOSS;
And everywhere this language went,
It was a total loss.
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1449 of 3566 |
"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1450 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got
to undo it."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1451 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1452 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I
snore."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1453 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in
`Y.'"
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1454 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my
blender."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1455 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my
garage door."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1456 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from
Julian to Gregorian."
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| Freebsd Fortunes: 1457 of 3566 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm doing door-to-door collecting for
static cling."
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