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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday December 10, 2017


God doesn't play dice. -- Albert Einstein
God doesn't play dice. -- Albert Einstein

There was a young man of high station Who was found by a pious...
There was a young man of high station Who was found by a pious relation Making love in a ditch To -- I won't say a bitch -- But a woman of no reputation.

"MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took...
"MSDOS didn't get as bad as it is overnight -- it took over ten years of careful development." (By dmeggins@aix1.uottawa.ca)

Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO (or...
Microsoft is not the answer. Microsoft is the question. NO (or Linux) is the answer. (Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown)

lp1 on fire (One of the more obfuscated kernel messages)
lp1 on fire (One of the more obfuscated kernel messages)

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