Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday December 31, 2017

Dear Lord: I just want *one* one-armed manager so...
Dear Lord: I just want *one* one-armed manager so I never have to hear "On the other hand", again.

Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest...
Capitalism is the extraordinary belief that the nastiest of men, for the nastiest of reasons, will somehow work for the benefit of us all. -- John Maynard Keynes

There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different...
There was a young man of Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes. His tool when at ease, Hung down to his knees, Oh, what must it be when it rises!