Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday December 27, 2017

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit...
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward. -- John Maynard Keynes

There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing...
There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing machine. Both concave and convex, It could please either sex, But, oh, what a bastard to clean!

There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to...
There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it up to her kidney. But the man from Quebec Put it up to her neck; He had a big one, now didn't he?

"Conversion, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than...
"Conversion, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the human will." -- Virginia Woolf, "Mrs. Dalloway"