Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday December 11, 2017

There was an old man of St. Bees, Who was stung in the arm by...
There was an old man of St. Bees, Who was stung in the arm by a wasp. When asked, "Does it hurt?" He relied, "No, it doesn't. I'm so glad that it wasn't a hornet." -- W.S. Gilbert

There was an old person of Ware Who had an affair with a bear...
There was an old person of Ware Who had an affair with a bear. He explained, "I don't mind, For it's gentle and kind, But I wish it had slightly less hair."

The most dangerous organization in America today is: ...
The most dangerous organization in America today is: (a) The KKK (b) The American Nazi Partylove (c) The Delta Frequent Flyer Club

Honi soit la vache qui rit.
Honi soit la vache qui rit.