Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday December 5, 2017

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun...
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. -- Mark Twain

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him -- that's...
When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him -- that's where the money is. -- Robespierre

There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only...
There was a young man of Bengal Who swore he had only one ball, But two little bitches Unbuttoned his britches, And found he had no balls at all.

Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.
Stability itself is nothing else than a more sluggish motion.