Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday December 23, 2017

Leakproof seals --- will.
Leakproof seals --- will.

On successive charts of the same organization, the number...
On successive charts of the same organization, the number of boxes will never decrease.

"He did decide, though, that with more time and a great...
"He did decide, though, that with more time and a great deal of mental effort, he could probably turn the activity into an acceptable perversion." -- Mick Farren, "When Gravity Fails"

Falling in love is a lot like dying. You never get to do...
Falling in love is a lot like dying. You never get to do it enough to become good at it.

Give me chastity and continence, but not just now...
Give me chastity and continence, but not just now. -- St. Augustine

Hearts will never be practical until they can be made...
Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. -- The Wizard of Oz

When a child is taught ... its programmed with simple...
When a child is taught ... its programmed with simple instructions -- and at some point, if its mind develops properly, it exceeds the sum of what it was taught, thinks independently. -- Dr. Richard Daystrom, "The Ultimate...