Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 2, 2017

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics. --...
Crime does not pay ... as well as politics. -- A. E. Neuman

There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to...
There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire. She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?"

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.