Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 21, 2017

Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing...
Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on a rock. -- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981

First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.
First Law of Socio-Genetics: Celibacy is not hereditary.

There once was a bishop from Birmingham Who deflowered young...
There once was a bishop from Birmingham Who deflowered young girls while confirming 'em. As they knelt on the hassock He lifted his cassock And slipped his episcopal worm in 'em.

Steele's Law: There exist tasks which cannot be done...
Steele's Law: There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than ten men or fewer than one hundred.

Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete...
Carelessly planned projects take three times longer to complete than expected. Carefully planned projects take four times longer to complete than expected, mostly because the planners expect their planning to reduce the time it takes.