Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday March 24, 2017

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!

Unix is a Registered Bell of AT&T Trademark Laboratories...
Unix is a Registered Bell of AT&T Trademark Laboratories. -- Donn Seeley

"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people;...
"Here at the Phone Company, we serve all kinds of people; from Presidents and Kings to the scum of the earth ..."

He who is content with his lot probably has a lot.
He who is content with his lot probably has a lot.

If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them...
If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them to do something else. -- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting"