Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday August 22, 2017

A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes...
A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life...
There once was a couple named Kelley, Who lived their life belly to belly. Because in their haste They used library paste, Instead of petroleum jelly.

There was a young fellow named Skinner Who took a young lady...
There was a young fellow named Skinner Who took a young lady to dinner At a quarter to nine, They sat down to dine, At twenty to ten it was in her. The dinner, not Skinner -- Skinner was in her before dinner. There was a young fellow...