Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday August 31, 2017

Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life...
Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life. -- Dave Butler

And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm'...
And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions. -- David Jones

There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in...
There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. The pair of them went to Manhasset, (Nan and the man with the asset.)...