Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday August 20, 2017

Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.
Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed.

SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check...
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! -- Ken Thompson

There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful...
There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful ass - It was not round and pink ( as you bastards think ) But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long...
There once was a man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it."