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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday May 14, 2020


There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of...
There was a young man from Lynn Whose cock was the size of a pin. Said his girl with a laugh As she felt his staff, "This won't be much of a sin."

Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.
Tonight's the night: Sleep in a eucalyptus tree.

Everybody is going somewhere!! It's probably a garage sale...
Everybody is going somewhere!! It's probably a garage sale or a disaster Movie!!

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