Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday May 17, 2020

If you don't strike oil in twenty minutes, stop boring...
If you don't strike oil in twenty minutes, stop boring. -- Andrew Carnegie, on public speaking

There was a young man from Purdue Who was only just learning...
There was a young man from Purdue Who was only just learning to screw, But he hadn't the knack, And he got too far back -- In the right church, but in the wrong pew.

There was a young man named Knute Who had warts all over...
There was a young man named Knute Who had warts all over his root. He put acid on these And now when he pees, He fingers the thing like a flute.

There was a young monk in Siberia, Whose morals were very...
There was a young monk in Siberia, Whose morals were very inferior, He jumped on a nun Which he shouldn't have done, And now she's a Mother Superior.