Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday May 23, 2020

To his bride said the keen-eyed detective, "Can it be that...
To his bride said the keen-eyed detective, "Can it be that my eyesight's defective? Has the east tit the least bit The best of the west tit, Or is it the faulty perspective?"

The state of innocence contains the germs of all future sin...
The state of innocence contains the germs of all future sin. -- Alexandre Arnoux, "Etudes et caprices"