Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday May 21, 2020

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled lots of gin on his weeney So just to be couth He added vermouth And slipped his best girl a martini.

The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed,...
The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem. -- Mike Smith