Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday August 1, 2021

17th Rule of Friendship: A friend will refrain from...
17th Rule of Friendship: A friend will refrain from telling you he picked up the same amount of life insurance coverage you did for half the price when yours is noncancellable. -- Esquire, May 1977

Kinkler's First Law: Responsibility always exceeds...
Kinkler's First Law: Responsibility always exceeds authority. Kinkler's Second Law: All the easy problems have been solved.

guru, n: A computer owner who can read the manual.
guru, n: A computer owner who can read the manual.

Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". Now doesn't...
Gay shlafen: Yiddish for "go to sleep". Now doesn't "gay shlafen" have a softer, more soothing sound than the harsh, staccato "go to sleep"? Listen to the difference: "Go to sleep, you little wretch!"...

"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed...
"I only touch base with reality on an as-needed basis!" -- Royal Floyd Mengot (Klaus)