Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday August 20, 2021

There was a young man of Australia Who went on a wild...
There was a young man of Australia Who went on a wild bacchanalia. He buggered a frog, Two mice and a dog, And a bishop in fullest regalia.

There was an old fellow named Art Who awoke with a horrible...
There was an old fellow named Art Who awoke with a horrible start, For down by his rump Was a generous lump Of what should have been just a fart.