Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday August 13, 2021

Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies...
Lord, defend me from my friends; I can account for my enemies. -- Charles D'Hericault

There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big...
There was a young fellow named Cribbs Whose cock was so big it had ribs. They were inches apart, And to suck it took art, While to fuck it took forty-two trips.

Actually, typing random strings in the Finder does...
Actually, typing random strings in the Finder does the equivalent of filename completion. (Discussion in comp.os.linux.misc on the intuitiveness of commands: file completion vs. the Mac Finder.)