Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday November 14, 2022

A cabin boy on an old clipper Grew steadily flipper...
A cabin boy on an old clipper Grew steadily flipper and flipper. He plugged up his ass With fragments of glass And thus circumcised his old skipper.

There was a young woman called Pearl Who quite resembled...
There was a young woman called Pearl Who quite resembled a churl; When she asked a young man named Tex Whether he would like to have sex, "Certainly," quoth he, "Who's the girl?"

There was an old curate of Hestion Who'd errect at...
There was an old curate of Hestion Who'd errect at the slightest suggestion. But so small was his tool He could scarce screw a spool, And a cunt was quite out of the question.

There was an old fellow named Art Who awoke with a horrible...
There was an old fellow named Art Who awoke with a horrible start, For down by his rump Was a generous lump Of what should have been just a fart.

The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by...
The boy stood on the burning deck, Eating peanuts by the peck. His father called him, but he could not go, For he loved those peanuts so.