Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday November 20, 2022

"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you...
"If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce" -- Winston Churchill

There once was a lady named Carter, Fell in love with a virile...
There once was a lady named Carter, Fell in love with a virile young Tartar. She stripped off his pants, At his prick quickly glanced, And cried: "For that I'll be a martyr!"

There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill...
There was a girl from Aberystwyth Who brought grain to the mill to get grist with. The miller's son Jack Laid her flat on her back And united the organs they pissed with.

There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her toes in...
There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her toes in a doorway. She said to her beau "Just look at me Joe I think I've discovered one more way."