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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday November 8, 2022


A very intelligent turtle Found programming UNIX a hurdle ...
A very intelligent turtle Found programming UNIX a hurdle The system, you see, Ran as slow as did he, And that's not saying much for the turtle.

There was a young lady of Rhyll In an omnibus was taken ill, ...
There was a young lady of Rhyll In an omnibus was taken ill, So she called the conductor, Who got in and fucked her, Which did more good than a pill.

Kids, the seven basic food groups are GUM, PUFF PASTRY,...
Kids, the seven basic food groups are GUM, PUFF PASTRY, PIZZA, PESTICIDES, ANTIBIOTICS, NUTRA-SWEET and MILK DUDS!!

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!

sillema sillema nika su
sillema sillema nika su

Someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to...
Someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN

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