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We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile...
We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.

A bad little girl in Madrid, A most reprehensible kid, ...
A bad little girl in Madrid, A most reprehensible kid, Told her Tante Louise That her cunt smelled like cheese, And the worst of it was that it did!

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