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[Maturity consists in the discovery that] there comes...
[Maturity consists in the discovery that] there comes a critical moment where everything is reversed, after which the point becomes to understand more and more that there is something which cannot be understood. -- S. Kierkegaard

There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in...
There was a young girl of Penzance Who boarded a bus in a trance. The passengers fucked her, Likewise the conductor, While the driver shot off in his pants.

A few hours grace before the madness begins again.
A few hours grace before the madness begins again.

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