Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday May 7, 2022

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!

Digital circuits are made from analog parts. --...
Digital circuits are made from analog parts. -- Don Vonada

Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs...
Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs. -- Kernighan

Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages...
Software suppliers are trying to make their software packages more "user-friendly". ... Their best approach, so far, has been to take all the old brochures, and stamp the words, "user-friendly" on the cover. -- Bill...

Standards are crucial. And the best thing about standards is:...
Standards are crucial. And the best thing about standards is: there are so many to choose from!

Unix Beer: Comes in several different brands, in cans ranging...
Unix Beer: Comes in several different brands, in cans ranging from 8 oz. to 64 oz. Drinkers of Unix Beer display fierce brand loyalty, even though they claim that all the different brands taste almost identical. Sometimes the pop-tops break off when...