Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday May 14, 2022

An ardent young man named Magruder Once wooed a girl nude...
An ardent young man named Magruder Once wooed a girl nude in Bermuda. She thought it quite lewd To be wooed in the nude, But magruder was shrewder, he screwed her.

There was a young man from St. Paul's Who read "Harper's...
There was a young man from St. Paul's Who read "Harper's Bazaar" and "McCall's" Till he grew such a passion For feminine fashion That he knitted a snood for his balls.

MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!
MERYL STREEP is my obstetrician!