Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday August 23, 2022

There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that...
There was a young man from Kent Whose tool was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went.

There was a young student from Yale Who was getting his first...
There was a young student from Yale Who was getting his first piece of tail. He shoved in his pole, But in the wrong hole, And a voice from beneath yelled: "No sale!"

This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!
This PIZZA symbolizes my COMPLETE EMOTIONAL RECOVERY!!

In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk...
In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks when a concert is on.