Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday August 9, 2022

A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to tutor two tutors to toot ...
A tutor who tooted a flute Tried to tutor two tutors to toot Said the two to the tutor: "Is it harder to toot or To tutor two tutors to toot"

There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in...
There once was a miner named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave. She was ugly as shit, And missing one tit, But think of the money he saves.

An easily-understood, workable falsehood is more useful than...
An easily-understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incompreshensible truth.