Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday August 15, 2022

There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out...
There once was a man from Madras, Whose balls were made out of brass. When they clanged together, They played "Stormy Weather", And lightning shot out of his ass.

There was a young lady from Spain Who got sick as she rode on...
There was a young lady from Spain Who got sick as she rode on a train; Not once, but again, And again, and again, And again, and again, and again.

Is not that the nature of men and women -- that the pleasure...
Is not that the nature of men and women -- that the pleasure is in the learning of each other? -- Natira, the High Priestess of Yonada, "For the World is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky", stardate 5476.3.

A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..
A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..