Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday August 5, 2022

You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn...
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.

Finster's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Finster's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

An old maid who had a pet ape Lived in fear of perpetual rape...
An old maid who had a pet ape Lived in fear of perpetual rape. His red, hairy phallus So filled her with malice That she sealed up her snatch with Scotch tape.

An organist playing in York Had a prick that could hold a small...
An organist playing in York Had a prick that could hold a small fork, And between obbligatos He'd munch at tomatoes, To keep up his strength while at work.

There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what...
There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what it meant When men asked her to dine, And plied her with wine, She knew, oh she knew -- but she went!