Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday August 20, 2022

There once was a fag of Khartoom Who spent the night in...
There once was a fag of Khartoom Who spent the night in a Lesbians room. They argued all night, Over who had the right, To do what, and with which, and to whom.

There once was a golfer named Leer, Who got put in the clink...
There once was a golfer named Leer, Who got put in the clink for a year, For an action obscene, On the very first green. Where the sign said "Enter course here."

There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin...
There once was a man named McSweeny Who spilled some raw gin on his weeny. Just to be couth, He added vermouth, And slipped his girlfriend a martini.

Nice guys finish last. -- Leo Durocher
Nice guys finish last. -- Leo Durocher

A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..
A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume..