Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday March 13, 2023

There was a young man of St. John's Who wanted to bugger...
There was a young man of St. John's Who wanted to bugger the swans. But the loyal hall porter Said, "Pray take my daughter! Those birds are reserved for the dons."

Women sometimes forgive a man who forces the opportunity,...
Women sometimes forgive a man who forces the opportunity, but never a man who misses one. -- Charles De Talleyrand-Perigord

Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons focus Where...
Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons focus Where the three-body problem is solved, Where the microwaves play down at three degrees K, And the cold virus never evolved. (chorus) We eat algea pie, our vacuum...