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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 28, 2023


You can now buy more gates with less specifications than at...
You can now buy more gates with less specifications than at any other time in history. -- Kenneth Parker

Ray's Rule of Precision: Measure with a micrometer...
Ray's Rule of Precision: Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.

From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer"...
From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds. -- Ad for the new VW Corrado

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