Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 23, 2023

We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile...
We are Microsoft. Unix is irrelevant. Openness is futile. Prepare to be assimilated.

"Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best...
"Confound these ancestors.... They've stolen our best ideas!" - Ben Jonson

"It takes all sorts of in & out-door schooling to...
"It takes all sorts of in & out-door schooling to get adapted to my kind of fooling" - R. Frost

"There are things that are so serious that you can only...
"There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them" - Heisenberg

How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter!...
How beautiful are thy feet with shoes, O prince's daughter! the joints of thy thighs are like jewels, the work of the hands of a cunning workman. Thy navel is like a round goblet, which wanteth not liquor: thy belly is like an heap of wheat set about...

Dijkstra probably hates me (Linus Torvalds, in kernel/sched.c)
Dijkstra probably hates me (Linus Torvalds, in kernel/sched.c)